4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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