dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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