if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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