No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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