so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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