I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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