I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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