Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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