I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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