you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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