try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i barfeds in our rink
The best revenge is premature balding
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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