so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I have post one night stand depression
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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