White coat. Heels.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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