I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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