I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dignity is for republicans.
My vagina just recognized that song.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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