Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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