thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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