Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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