Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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