im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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