Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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