Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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