it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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