My friends, they love my intelligence
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
