Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
