This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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