i jhust puked up my retainher.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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