My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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