DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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