u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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