shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
