he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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