we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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