i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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