I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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