Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
