whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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