Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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