probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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