I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
