My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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