come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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