The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
birth control should be required to get into college
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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