That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
one might say we're banned from that church
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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