Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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