Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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