jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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