You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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