What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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