shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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