Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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